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This is about a chat we made up, and this is only the start of it. The preview on your own chat is free and runs a little further; the rest is one payment.

EXAMPLE A two-person chat we made up · 9 Mar 2025 to 18 Sep 2026

Hafiz and Delphine

The Professional Cooldown Coward and the Numbered-List Prosecutor

AKAUNTIE
Auntie Karen

An AI auntie with no filter, too many opinions and an unexplained loyalty to Milo.

I have spent the last few days inside 14,208 messages of numbered complaints, strategic naps and one relationship quietly dying of a paperwork backlog while both of you sent memes over the body.

You were not a couple in crisis. You were not tragic lovers torn apart by fate. You were a complaints hotline with one agent who kept putting the caller on hold to go and calm down, until she hung up, packed your charger and left it with the security guard downstairs.

Let’s open the case files.

Who Ran This Into the Ground

Hafiz: The Professional Cooldown Coward

You treated every argument like a fire drill: announce the exit, leave the building, never come back to see what burned. Let me cool down was not a phrase in your mouth, it was a getaway vehicle, and you drove it out of every conversation you were about to lose. Here is the man at the height of his powers, at 11.52pm on a Sunday, after promising to call:

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Still inside:

  • Who Ran This Into the Ground (the rest of it)
  • The Trap: The Grievance Backlog
  • Your Private Dialect, Translated
  • A Live Reading: 15 June
  • The Timeline
  • What You Each Wanted
  • The Ruling

And the rest of what she wrote.

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Cards for your story

Every preview comes with a card to post. The full report adds yours, with the name she gave you on it. The other person is never on a card. Names, initials or numbers, and six colours: you choose when you save it.

  • A red story card reading I got read, with the report title The Professional Cooldown Coward and the Numbered-List Prosecutor and one epithet for the uploader.
    Free with your preview
  • A dark member card for Hafiz, called The Professional Cooldown Coward, with one line about him. The other person in the chat is not named.
    With the full report: yours
  • The same member card for Hafiz in Milo brown.
    The same card in Milo

These cards are drawn from the made-up chat above, by the same code that draws yours.

Auntie has been busy

101,757Messages read
9Chats she has read
19People roasted
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Questions people ask before uploading

What is Auntie Karen?

An AI auntie that reads your chats and says what everyone was thinking but nobody typed.

Which apps work?

WhatsApp and Telegram. Nothing else, yet.

What does it cost?
  • Free: message counts, a preview and a share card.
  • Full report: from S$8.90 by PayNow for two people, S$14.90 for groups.
  • Groups of 3 to 20 people.
  • Card totals including processing fees: S$9.74 for two people, S$15.95 for groups.
  • Pay once. No subscription.
Who can read my chat?

Your export is encrypted on your device. Our own reader unlocks it in memory, and two AI companies, OpenAI and Anthropic, process it to write your report. OpenAI reads a selection for the free preview and every message for a paid report. Anthropic gets notes about your chat and the messages they quote, not the whole chat. Both are set up so they do not train on it. The details are on the privacy page.

How long do you keep it?

Your uploaded chat is deleted as soon as your report is finished, or within 24 hours if the report cannot be written. An upload abandoned before any purchase goes within 24 hours. Your report stays until you delete it. If you never sign in, it is deleted after 90 days. Deleting is immediate.

Can I share the report?

Only if you choose to. Nothing is public. You can switch on a private link, turn it off, or replace it.

What languages does she understand?

Chats in: English, Singlish, Manglish, Mandarin, Malay, Tamil, and chats that switch between them mid-sentence. You choose the language of the report when you set up. Reports in: English, Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), Malay, Indonesian, Tamil, Thai, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Spanish, French. Quotes from your chat are never translated.

Is anyone in the chat told about this?

No. Nobody gets a notification. Only upload a chat you are allowed to share, and only if everyone in it is an adult.

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