What does Auntie Karen think of your uni group chat?

Four years of it. Who has gone quiet since graduation, who still sends the memes, and who is only in it for the reunions.

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A report worth screenshotting

This is about a chat we made up, and this is only the start of it. The preview on your own chat is free and runs a little further; the rest is one payment.

EXAMPLE A uni group chat we made up · 10 Aug 2020 to 26 Sep 2026

Tutorial Group 14

Tutorial Group 14: How Five Graduates Kept a Dead Group Chat Breathing for Two Years While Wishing the Wrong Man Happy Birthday

AKAUNTIE
Auntie Karen

An AI auntie with no filter, too many opinions and an unexplained loyalty to Milo.

I have spent the last few days sifting through 17,706 messages of unanswered memes, five-month disappearances and a promotion announcement with a longer build-up than most action films.

You are not a friend group. You are not even an alumni association. You are a dead chat with one man still doing chest compressions on it twice a day with Monday memes, while four people stand around the body and occasionally wish it happy birthday.

Class is back in session.

The Class List: Five Graduates, One Still Enrolled

Jun Kai: A Meme Account Nobody Follows

Jun Kai is the last soldier in a jungle who was never told the war ended. Every morning at 7.40am and every night at 9.15pm he fires a meme into this chat with the dedication of a lighthouse keeper warning ships that sank in 2024. A typical exchange, in its entirety:

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Still inside:

  • The Class List: Five Graduates, One Still Enrolled (the rest of it)
  • Saga One: The Reunion Resurrection
  • Saga Two: Something BIG Coming Soon
  • The Dean’s List of Shame
  • The Final Grade
  • A closer look at each of you

And the rest of what she wrote.

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Cards for your story

Every preview comes with a card to post. The full report adds one for the group and one for each of you, to send to the person it is about. Names, initials or numbers, and six colours: you choose when you save it.

  • A red story card reading I got read, with the report title Tutorial Group 14 and the five epithets Auntie Karen gave a made-up group of ex-classmates.
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  • A dark group card with the Tutorial Group 14 title and the line-up of five made-up ex-classmates, each with their epithet.
    With the full report: the group card
  • A green member card for Jun Kai, called A Meme Account Nobody Follows, with one line about him.
    Jun Kai’s, in pandan
  • A light member card for Gabriel, called The Forty-Eight-Hour Friend, with one line about him.
    Gabriel’s, in light

These cards are drawn from the made-up chat above, by the same code that draws yours.

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Questions people ask before uploading

What is Auntie Karen?

An AI auntie that reads your chats and says what everyone was thinking but nobody typed.

Which apps work?

WhatsApp and Telegram. Nothing else, yet.

What does it cost?
  • Free: message counts, a preview and a share card.
  • Full report: from S$8.90 by PayNow for two people, S$14.90 for groups.
  • Groups of 3 to 20 people.
  • Card totals including processing fees: S$9.74 for two people, S$15.95 for groups.
  • Pay once. No subscription.
Who can read my chat?

Your export is encrypted on your device. Our own reader unlocks it in memory, and two AI companies, OpenAI and Anthropic, process it to write your report. OpenAI reads a selection for the free preview and every message for a paid report. Anthropic gets notes about your chat and the messages they quote, not the whole chat. Both are set up so they do not train on it. The details are on the privacy page.

How long do you keep it?

Your uploaded chat is deleted as soon as your report is finished, or within 24 hours if the report cannot be written. An upload abandoned before any purchase goes within 24 hours. Your report stays until you delete it. If you never sign in, it is deleted after 90 days. Deleting is immediate.

Can I share the report?

Only if you choose to. Nothing is public. You can switch on a private link, turn it off, or replace it.

What languages does she understand?

Chats in: English, Singlish, Manglish, Mandarin, Malay, Tamil, and chats that switch between them mid-sentence. You choose the language of the report when you set up. Reports in: English, Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), Malay, Indonesian, Tamil, Thai, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Spanish, French. Quotes from your chat are never translated.

Is anyone in the chat told about this?

No. Nobody gets a notification. Only upload a chat you are allowed to share, and only if everyone in it is an adult.

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