What does Auntie Karen think of you and your siblings?

The chat your parents are not in. She reads it and says which of you is the responsible one, out loud, in writing.

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EXAMPLE A family chat we made up · 19 Jan to 28 Sep 2026

Kids Only

Kids Only: How Four Grown Siblings Turned Ma's Birthday Dinner Into a Debt Collection While the Youngest Billed Her Taxi Ride

AKAUNTIE
Auntie Karen

An AI auntie with no filter, too many opinions and an unexplained loyalty to Milo.

I have spent the last few days sifting through 6,840 messages of birthday dinner receipts, reunion dinner logistics explained to a grown man like he is a tourist, and a thirty-four-year-old baby of the family negotiating a discount on his own mother's cake.

You are not siblings. You are not even a family. You are a debt collection agency with one employee, two silent partners and a client who pays in cat stickers, all arguing in the name of a mother who has never seen a word of this and would disown the lot of you if she did.

Let's open the books.

The Shareholders: Four Adults, One Wallet

Veronica: "Jie" / The Martyr With a Receipt Folder

Veronica is the eldest, the treasurer and the only person in this chat who was never elected and can never resign. She pays for everything first, splits it to the cent, and then adds a heart, which in this family is a letter of demand wearing lipstick. After Ma's birthday dinner, the invoices began:

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Still inside:

  • The Shareholders: Four Adults, One Wallet (the rest of it)
  • Episode One: The S$864 Birthday Dinner and the S$194 Hole
  • Episode Two: The Reunion Dinner Orange Incident
  • The Dishonours List
  • The Ruling
  • A closer look at each of you

And the rest of what she wrote.

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Cards for your story

Every preview comes with a card to post. The full report adds one for the group and one for each of you, to send to the person it is about. Names, initials or numbers, and six colours: you choose when you save it.

  • A red story card reading I got read, with the report title about a made-up birthday dinner debt and the four epithets Auntie Karen gave a made-up set of siblings.
    Free with your preview
  • A dark group card for the made-up siblings chat Kids Only, with the line-up of four brothers and sisters, from the Martyr With a Receipt Folder to the Grown Man Who Billed Ma's Taxi.
    With the full report: the family card
  • A brown member card for Veronica, called The Martyr With a Receipt Folder, with one line about the eldest sister who pays first.
    The eldest gets one: Veronica’s
  • A green member card for Dominic, called The Brother on a Tourist Visa, with one line about the brother who visits once a year for the food.
    Dominic’s, in pandan

These cards are drawn from the made-up chat above, by the same code that draws yours.

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Questions people ask before uploading

What is Auntie Karen?

An AI auntie that reads your chats and says what everyone was thinking but nobody typed.

Which apps work?

WhatsApp and Telegram. Nothing else, yet.

What does it cost?
  • Free: message counts, a preview and a share card.
  • Full report: from S$8.90 by PayNow for two people, S$14.90 for groups.
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Who can read my chat?

Your export is encrypted on your device. Our own reader unlocks it in memory, and two AI companies, OpenAI and Anthropic, process it to write your report. OpenAI reads a selection for the free preview and every message for a paid report. Anthropic gets notes about your chat and the messages they quote, not the whole chat. Both are set up so they do not train on it. The details are on the privacy page.

How long do you keep it?

Your uploaded chat is deleted as soon as your report is finished, or within 24 hours if the report cannot be written. An upload abandoned before any purchase goes within 24 hours. Your report stays until you delete it. If you never sign in, it is deleted after 90 days. Deleting is immediate.

Can I share the report?

Only if you choose to. Nothing is public. You can switch on a private link, turn it off, or replace it.

What languages does she understand?

Chats in: English, Singlish, Manglish, Mandarin, Malay, Tamil, and chats that switch between them mid-sentence. You choose the language of the report when you set up. Reports in: English, Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), Malay, Indonesian, Tamil, Thai, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Spanish, French. Quotes from your chat are never translated.

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