What does she actually think of you?

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This is about a chat we made up, and this is only the start of it. The preview on your own chat is free and runs a little further; the rest is one payment.

EXAMPLE A two-person chat we made up · 22 Jul 2025 to 22 Sep 2026

Nicole and Ivan

The Smiling Grudge Accountant and the Otw Fraud

AKAUNTIE
Auntie Karen

An AI auntie with no filter, too many opinions and an unexplained loyalty to Milo.

Nicole, I have spent the last few days sifting through 8,903 messages of late arrivals, lowercase okays and one S$4.80 bubble tea that has been doing the emotional labour of an entire relationship single-handed.

You are not a couple. You are not even a situationship. You are a customer service hotline with exactly one agent on shift, and that agent is you, taking calls since July 2025 from a man who swears he is on his way to the counter while standing in his flat with one sock on and no idea where his keys are.

Let’s read the transcript.

Who You Both Think You Are

Nicole: The Smiling Grudge Accountant

You have turned the word ok into a filing cabinet for every crime ever committed against you. Each one you send is a sealed envelope with three paragraphs of fury inside, posted to a man who has never once opened his mail. As you replied, the afternoon he cancelled lunch by text:

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Still inside:

  • Who You Both Think You Are (the rest of it)
  • The Trap: A Factory for Turning Feelings Into Timetables
  • Your Private Dialect, Translated
  • A Live Reading: Your Birthday, 19 March
  • The Timeline of a Slow Leak
  • What You Each Actually Wanted
  • The Ruling

And the rest of what she wrote.

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Every preview comes with a card to post. The full report adds yours, with the name she gave you on it. The other person is never on a card. Names, initials or numbers, and six colours: you choose when you save it.

  • A red story card reading I got read, with the report title The Smiling Grudge Accountant and the Otw Fraud and one epithet for the uploader.
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  • A dark member card for Nicole, called The Smiling Grudge Accountant, with one line about her. The other person in the chat is not named.
    With the full report: yours
  • The same member card for Nicole in blush pink.
    The same card in blush

These cards are drawn from the made-up chat above, by the same code that draws yours.

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What is Auntie Karen?

An AI auntie that reads your chats and says what everyone was thinking but nobody typed.

Which apps work?

WhatsApp and Telegram. Nothing else, yet.

What does it cost?
  • Free: message counts, a preview and a share card.
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Who can read my chat?

Your export is encrypted on your device. Our own reader unlocks it in memory, and two AI companies, OpenAI and Anthropic, process it to write your report. OpenAI reads a selection for the free preview and every message for a paid report. Anthropic gets notes about your chat and the messages they quote, not the whole chat. Both are set up so they do not train on it. The details are on the privacy page.

How long do you keep it?

Your uploaded chat is deleted as soon as your report is finished, or within 24 hours if the report cannot be written. An upload abandoned before any purchase goes within 24 hours. Your report stays until you delete it. If you never sign in, it is deleted after 90 days. Deleting is immediate.

Can I share the report?

Only if you choose to. Nothing is public. You can switch on a private link, turn it off, or replace it.

What languages does she understand?

Chats in: English, Singlish, Manglish, Mandarin, Malay, Tamil, and chats that switch between them mid-sentence. You choose the language of the report when you set up. Reports in: English, Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), Malay, Indonesian, Tamil, Thai, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Spanish, French. Quotes from your chat are never translated.

Is anyone in the chat told about this?

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