What does Auntie Karen think of your girls group?

The trip you have planned four times and booked zero. The screenshots folder bigger than the itinerary. All of it, with receipts.

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What you actually get

A report worth screenshotting

This is about a chat we made up, and this is only the start of it. The preview on your own chat is free and runs a little further; the rest is one payment.

EXAMPLE A girls group chat we made up · 4 Jan to 28 Sep 2026

Girls Trip Final Final

Girls Trip Final Final: How Five Grown Women Planned Four Holidays in Nine Months While Losing S$180 to a Swing They Never Sat On

AKAUNTIE
Auntie Karen

An AI auntie with no filter, too many opinions and an unexplained loyalty to Milo.

I have spent the last few days sifting through 14,862 messages of screenshotted cafes, six-minute voice notes and a cancellation clause that one of you pasted in capital letters and then personally fell into.

You are not a travel group. You are not even a group chat. You are five women running a very expensive museum about Jeju, and the only thing from this chat that has ever gone on holiday is S$180 of your money, which is presumably still in Bali, sitting on a swing.

Grab your passports. You won’t be needing them.

The Travel Committee: Five Women, Zero Boarding Passes

Shu Ting: A Mood Board in Human Form

Shu Ting is not a planner; she is a hoarder who specialises in other people’s holidays. She has saved enough cafes, villas and tangerine-shaped lattes to fill a small library, and the itinerary she built from all of it is one line long. Her masterpiece, delivered in January and never revised:

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Still inside:

  • The Travel Committee: Five Women, Zero Boarding Passes (the rest of it)
  • Saga One: The Capital Letters Clause
  • Saga Two: The Only Trip That Happened
  • The Dishonours
  • The Verdict
  • A closer look at each of you

And the rest of what she wrote.

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Cards for your story

Every preview comes with a card to post. The full report adds one for the group and one for each of you, to send to the person it is about. Names, initials or numbers, and six colours: you choose when you save it.

  • A red story card reading I got read, with the report title Girls Trip Final Final and the five epithets Auntie Karen gave a made-up group of friends.
    Free with your preview
  • A dark group card with the Girls Trip Final Final title and the line-up of five made-up friends, each with their epithet.
    With the full report: the group card
  • A brown member card for Shu Ting, called A Mood Board in Human Form, with one line about her.
    Shu Ting’s, in Milo
  • A pink member card for Jocelyn, called The Budget Cop Who Robbed Herself, with one line about her.
    Jocelyn’s, in blush

These cards are drawn from the made-up chat above, by the same code that draws yours.

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Questions people ask before uploading

What is Auntie Karen?

An AI auntie that reads your chats and says what everyone was thinking but nobody typed.

Which apps work?

WhatsApp and Telegram. Nothing else, yet.

What does it cost?
  • Free: message counts, a preview and a share card.
  • Full report: from S$8.90 by PayNow for two people, S$14.90 for groups.
  • Groups of 3 to 20 people.
  • Card totals including processing fees: S$9.74 for two people, S$15.95 for groups.
  • Pay once. No subscription.
Who can read my chat?

Your export is encrypted on your device. Our own reader unlocks it in memory, and two AI companies, OpenAI and Anthropic, process it to write your report. OpenAI reads a selection for the free preview and every message for a paid report. Anthropic gets notes about your chat and the messages they quote, not the whole chat. Both are set up so they do not train on it. The details are on the privacy page.

How long do you keep it?

Your uploaded chat is deleted as soon as your report is finished, or within 24 hours if the report cannot be written. An upload abandoned before any purchase goes within 24 hours. Your report stays until you delete it. If you never sign in, it is deleted after 90 days. Deleting is immediate.

Can I share the report?

Only if you choose to. Nothing is public. You can switch on a private link, turn it off, or replace it.

What languages does she understand?

Chats in: English, Singlish, Manglish, Mandarin, Malay, Tamil, and chats that switch between them mid-sentence. You choose the language of the report when you set up. Reports in: English, Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), Malay, Indonesian, Tamil, Thai, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Spanish, French. Quotes from your chat are never translated.

Is anyone in the chat told about this?

No. Nobody gets a notification. Only upload a chat you are allowed to share, and only if everyone in it is an adult.

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